If I'm Late Blame The Gate Mug – Funny Hill AFB Military Humor Coffee Cup

For when your commute is an hour long, and 45 minutes of it is spent at the gate. It’s not my fault there’s only 2 lanes open!

This hilarious “If I’m Late Blame The Gate” mug is made for Hill AFB warriors, gate guardians, and everyone who knows the daily struggle of base traffic. Pour your coffee, embrace the wait, and laugh about it.

Product Features

• Premium ceramic construction
• 11 oz mug: 3.8" (9.6 cm) height × 3.2" (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz mug: 4.7" (11.9 cm) height × 3.3" (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz mug: 4.3" (10.9 cm) height × 3.7" (9.3 cm) diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

Perfect for: Hill AFB service members, military spouses, federal civilians, veterans, aircraft maintainers, gate traffic survivors, and anyone who lives the military life and needs a good laugh with their morning coffee.

A great funny gift for promotions, retirements, deployments, birthdays, or just because — because we all know the gate is always the real boss.

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